Valentine's Day excursion to XXX-rated Planet X, the "Pleasure Planet"

jeu. 14 février 2019 à 07:00

Fuseau horaire : Paris (GMT+02:00)

Planet X
Iceland
Islande

XXX-Rated Excursion to Planet X, For Adults Only! Known variously as Nibiru, Earth 2, Planet 9, and other names, the Pleasure Planet X has been a long-held secret among space travelers. Natives know it as "Risa", the indigenous thought-construct for 'seat of happiness'. Recently Earth astronomers have been closing in on its location. When it is finally "discovered", it is sure to become a wildly popular destination and its idyllic charms may soon become a thing of the past. Risans are bipedal hominids like ourselves, notwithstanding their more varied genitalia. They present with prominent telepathic lobes often highly decorated. Risa caters to visitors of all sorts; aquatic, amphibian, reptilian, and even the non-corporeal energy orbs from Sigma Seven (despite their reputation for belligerence after absorbing fermented spirits). This is NOT a sex-tourism adventure, though all visiting species find ample opportunities for indulging in carnal pleasures. Telepathic Risans are entirely uninhibited along these lines. Their variety of genders and their ability to shift between them, may be quite astounding to first-time visitors. But Risan culture is predicated on finding and giving pleasure in every aspect of life, so all the art forms are exalted; music, dance, poetry, literature, fashion, the visual arts, the culinary arts... all are refined and accessible through both live and virtual experience. Risa was famously depicted in Star Trek, though its location was disguised. The real deal is close to home, accessible to anyone who can venture out to the Oort Cloud right in our own stellar backyard. If your rig sports warp-drive engines you can be there in a flash. Even passive solar-sails will get you there in under a week with the opportunity for stop-overs at the more familiar outer planets and their trans-Neptunian interlopers. Atmosphere on Risa is compatible with human requirements. Temperature is maintained in a balmy tropical range. Geography: Due to gravitational churning caused by multiple moons, Risa is geologically active with numerous volcanoes, hydro-thermal sea mounts, tectonic fissures, geothermal pools and sulfur baths. The internal dynamics below the mantle have long been tamed and harnessed, allowing Risan civilization to evolve along an unbounded energy curve even in the near absence of solar input. Atmospheric weather is largely controlled, but internal gravitational shifting causes frequent variability. 'Weather' may be described as a 'heavy day' or a 'light day'. Grav-belts are recommended for fine-tuning to your comfort. Culture: Risan mythology alludes to a "Before-Time" when the world was cold and dark, filled with fire and smoke. Risans have vestigial respiratory organs that suggest they were once equipped to survive in a high sulfur environment. Even today, many enjoy a sulfuric tonic, 'Raizura'. whose sulfur content is metabolized, transformed, and excreted through lachrymal ducts smelling very much like vanilla, which Risans find particularly arousing. The identity of the inventor(s) of the first magma-modulators has been lost in the shrouds of time, but Risans attribute the concept to a gift from a formless beneficent deity, 'Rayala', to whom they pay tribute through acts of generosity. The customary salutation "Rayala Shallah", 'may you find happiness', evokes this myth. Risa has evolved as society free of want, devoted to the pursuit of pleasure. A Risan philosophical tenet, one that guides their daily life, "Panondi kame, panondu zala!": 'giving pleasure is the greatest pleasure'. Risans are not simply indulgent hedonists, but rather thoughtful, considerate hosts always striving to bring joy and delight to others. Itinerary:

We will be staying at the fabled eco-lodge Elysium on the equatorial plane near Hedonia where all activities and amenities are provided gratis by the governing council to foster good-will and fellowship among the many sapient species that visit from around the Galaxy.

Source: https://www.meetup.com/fr-FR/meetup-on-the-moon/events/255416166/


Planet X
Iceland
Islande

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